Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

by JMH85 February 16, 2010

Jamaican Cleaner

The term Jamaican Cleaner is an act where a Jamaican, or darker colored female, takes a can of beans and shoves them up a males asshole. Then grabs a vacuum and sucks them all out.

Hey! Want a Jamaican Cleaner?

by extremecreamteam April 7, 2010

gill cleaner

An alternate, slang term for a napkin.

Hey James, hand me a gill cleaner, I'm about to get this food all over me.

by dcl94 June 16, 2010

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

professional cleavage

When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.

She totally used professional cleavage to pass that presentation!

by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011

Chicken Cleavage

A term for describing when a woman's assets stick out a lot to look like a chicken's chest. This obviously doesn't work for women with smaller breasts.

G: You know how chickens stick out their chest?
G: And it looks really big and puffy?
G: Yeah. That's how her chest looked.
G: Chicken cleavage.

by justanotherflippedtable January 1, 2012

Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

by tm1234567 September 26, 2012