California Raspberry

The act of blowing a traditional raspberry, however this is on someone's chocolate starfish.

Dude look over there, I see two people giving each other a California Raspberry.

California Raspberry by Nicknames_Are_Hard May 28, 2024

California Blowdrier 

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

California Blowdrier by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

California Jersey Swap 

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.

I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

California Jersey Swap by Hoganchugger July 5, 2024

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.

"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."

California Celibate by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024

California whoopee cushion 

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.

Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"

California whoopee cushion by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) 

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024

California Faggot 

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.

“This Cali weather is so shaka brah”
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”

California Faggot by anonymous August 6, 2024