The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 18, 2017
"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"
by Zanda Panda August 28, 2008
When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad
Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.
Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about
Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about
by Johnny sons October 03, 2023
The 9pm breakfast burger gang is a gang that started in a discord server over a discussion about wether 9pm is breakfast time if you eat your first meal then or not. It is a dangerous cult and religion, beware.
Friend: “Yo have you heard of the 9pm breakfast burger gang?”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”
by Le Shrimpu August 06, 2022
Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
by whatsyournamedelicate January 21, 2025