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Baked potato cum

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!
by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021
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baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person
"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"
by potpat May 8, 2022
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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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bake some muffins

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011
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Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.
You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.
by Sousukejc March 12, 2022
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Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021
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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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