Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Halloween Apple

Another word for a pumpkin
What idiots and elite call the orange version of a spooky fruit

Hey can you pass me that Halloween apple? I want to carve a vampire into it

by WisdomicPersona May 4, 2021

Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022

Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011

APPLE SAUCE

its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....

"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"

by stuart hammill July 25, 2006

candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

apple computer

Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.

Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.

by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 24, 2003