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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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APES

An advanced placement class normally in high school which teaches you about gay butt sex with apes
nico: anyways i cant wait to finish chemistry and take apes next year fuck this shit
by mattchicken May 28, 2021
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AP Baguette

also known as “AP Chinese” and “Ayyy Payyy Baguette” and “ APバゲットクラス” :
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy
aurr moyy gaurrsh im failing AP Baguette
by Kim Coordination March 7, 2024
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An apes empire

A derogatory term for a person ruled knowingly or unknowingly by biases of a single type or many such that they are unable to make logic judgement and see the real world.
The judge convicted Marcus but Maria got off on the same evidence” “oh he is such an apes empire”

“Jack says she hit him first” ”Jill says he hit her first” “Jack obviously gets arrested” “Fucking Ape Empire”

“I totally told disproved god but bob just kept ignoring me” “well he’s a massive AE (apes empire) isn’t ‘e”
by MechanicalWordMachine December 31, 2017
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Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'
Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.
by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020
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Ape Train

A mystical train that constantly travels around the world. It is only inhabited by apes. They are mostly silent, but they scream when they fall of the train.
"Wow! Did you see the Ape Train pass by? Amazing!"
by The Deadliest Ape August 15, 2018
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Authentic ape s***, crazy b****

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.
She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****
by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024
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