You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
(the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)

Have you heard of the You're Mine song?
Yeah It's my favourite song!
It goes like: Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 April 12, 2024

You're fine

And you may be asking yourself "Why? Why are they like this?" Bassem...

Hym "It's because 'You're fine.' Not that whether or not you're fine factors in at all. WHAT THEY MEAN... Is that THEY are fine. THEY are fine with YOUR problem. They often ARE the problem that THEY are fine with and are signifying to you that they are fine with that being the case. So, yeah, you think that Israeli is lying about their aims and deliberately genociding the Palestinians. But whatever. You're fine. I doesn't matter."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.

*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

by supalj April 18, 2024

You're a Fucking Loser

Faggot: erm! you cant say faggot.. you're not LGBTQ
Me: You're a fucking loser lmfao
faggot: uhm! you cant have your own opinion because its 2024 and i hate you

"shut up you're a fucking loser"

by 1765LOL April 23, 2024

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

You're funny

The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.

Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?

Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!

by dangerous ketchup packet May 2, 2024

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024