Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Gone the way of the gel

Where someone who you know for having long and floppy hair suddenly has it cut short and gelled up.

Bob: Wow have you seen Alex's new style?
Jack: Yeah I know, he's gone the way of the gel.

by CheeseyLion September 7, 2014

angel's three-way

threesome involving either three guys or three girls only. basically just a gay threesome with no straights involved

Barbara: my new girlfriend Jessica has a girlfriend named Tiffany and we're having a sleepover
Mark: omg gurlfriend that's hot af. You're gonna be in heaven with that angel's three-way!!!

by Jessica Candy August 1, 2023

No fucking way dude.

Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.

1:

Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!

2:

Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!

by allyssawashere May 8, 2022

Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 30, 2011

vibing in the worst way

when, during a moment of peace, you are overtaken by the thoughts that you didn't realize the noise was cancelling

guy one: you don't look too hot my guy.

guy two: I've been vibing in the worst way.

guy one: well don't go killing yourself.

by Yeah_fuck_that_guy September 16, 2020

No fu**ing way

'No fu**ing way' means that it's no way. The 'fu**ing' means 'fucking'.

Person 1: I'm coming over! To yours!

Person 2: No fu**ing way!

by Eyeball Playz June 5, 2018