person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 15, 2022
by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
The Sonoma Valley, in northern California, is sometimes called the Valley of the Moon. This is derived from its slightly crescent shape. Because the valley is home to a very lively music scene, the area is also cleverly called the Valley of the Tunes.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2022
Jack London, the famed adventure writer from the early 1900's, called the Sonoma Valley in California, his home towards the end of his life. He referred to the valley as the "Valley of the Moon". The clever twist on that phrase, Valley of the Tunes, refers to the vibrant live music scene here.
by ElCommissioner May 01, 2022
“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
I mean... I don’t really know how to describe it. It’s seven hours of your day that are a mix of amazing, stupid, dumb, and fun. Sure, you have your handful of bad people and teachers, but what public school wouldn’t? Most people hate it their 7th and 8th grade years, but when they leave, they’ll miss it more than anything. There’s no words to describe the atmosphere in that school, and the fun that happens in it.
“What school do you go to?”
“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”
“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”
“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”
“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”
by abcdcbabcdcba December 29, 2017
a mix of smart, stupid, pretty, boys and girls. the best seven hours youll ever experience. when you leave, you miss it more than anything
i love attending valley forge middle.
by abcdcbabcdcba September 10, 2017