twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

Specky Twat

Someone who is overly annoying

P1 : YA SPECKY TWAT

P2: I agree

OI YA SPECKY TWAT

by speckytwat May 4, 2022

twat bot

1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.

One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

what a twat

some dumb fuck with no common sense.

oh shit look its john, what a twat

by realsigma33 May 18, 2022

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022