rain turtle

Rain turtle comes from a native american ceremony where they would collect rocks, form a turtle out of them and then pee on it to prevent rain.

Oh man its going to rain, we better make a rain turtle and the rocks better be just right.

by Hoplite January 20, 2005

ninja turtles

Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.

So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?

The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.

by xer0syk0 July 29, 2006

turtle dovin'

Kinda like the opposite of a turtle head in the world of doodoo... turtle dovin' is sneaking a finger into the butthole.

Make a little lovin'... a little turtle dovin' on the Mason Dixin Line.

by Englebert Humperdink 420 June 17, 2020

Volcanic Turtle

A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!

by TridenT March 27, 2005

mud turtle

A slang term to describe a poop.

"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".

by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011

Fear the Turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 05, 2012

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 22, 2006