turtle

awkward boi

he's a turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017

turtlejedi

A turtle that can use the force.

The turtle was no ordinary turtle, it was a turtlejedi.

by Minka Lee Bridger October 26, 2017

Turtle Dippin’

When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.

“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”

by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017

turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017

Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out

Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer

by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018