Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.

-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"

by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016

Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Bed Memis

Devourer of worlds also known as The Muncher

Did you hear about Bed Memis? Also knows as The Muncher?

by ASBFFEHISH October 18, 2022

Groupwork in bed

When students fuck.

Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.

by JackHT September 17, 2018

bed head

giving/receiving oral sex (head) in bed

Sally gave Michael bed head bright n early in the morning while she had bed head

by gater69 October 23, 2019

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

by Blak Hoody April 8, 2015