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zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick
The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises
We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!
by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019
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Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy
Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast
by Mineslammer May 27, 2019
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a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗
Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot
by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019
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Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.
"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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