cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

im a cookie

ur a cookie!
u typed this in urban dictionary cuz ur bored... u want a cookie, so ur one now.
ABRACADABRA NOW UR A COOKIE!!!
now u really r a cookie.
now type im a cake

qwerty combo: im hungry. i want a cookie! *types "im a cookie" in urban dictionary. WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY DEFINED THIS TERM... who wasted their time?
y u looking at my name?: me.

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

Ass cookies

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

by Hairyfannyellen June 13, 2019

Charley Cookie

A stupid cookie that like's anime

"Charley Cookie is stoopid."

by Charley Cookie September 30, 2019

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009