Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

Four Magic Words

A term used in a noisy situation to calm everyone down, and get everything under control.

Four Magic Words
-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up

Man 1: *babbles incoherently*
Man 2: *balles perhaps more incoherently*
Man 3: Four magic words, you guys.

by Dead Red November 29, 2007

magic school bus

A super awesome school bus a few atlanta ravers impulsively decided they were going to buy to carry large groups of other ravers to far away events in, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.

The Rabbit: Hey man, I hear the Magic School Bus is going to Alchemy this year. You going?

The Walrus: Hell yeah! The Magic School Bus beats the hell out of carpoooling.

The Rabbit: True that, homie!

by Maddest Of The Hatters March 23, 2011

Magic 8-Ball

The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.

I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.

by PrinceMadness June 10, 2011

Tickling magic land

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

by AlbusDumblewhore101 April 23, 2014

Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011