Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.
getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things
by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011
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Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"
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*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
by SAHM May 2, 2013
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by MadDogMadison March 27, 2016
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They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.
by jonathan.creek January 23, 2014
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WARNING: SPOILERS!!
Let's go back to Indiana, circa 1983
Just four boys in the basement chillin', playin' D&D
There was Lucas, there was Willy Will
And Dustin, there was a Mike
But one night, Will goes missing while he’s ridin' on his bike, yikes!
That's when they met me, Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who's huntin' me twenty-four sev
Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down
Hopper's on top of the case
While I'm throwing vans into space
I'm lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy, and Dustin's got pudding for days
Demogorgon's getting all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade
Will's now at home, coughin' slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I'm in the Upside Down
What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down, what about now?
The saga continues, tune in to see how
All I need is my Eggo waffles, I'm in love with those
What I'm left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose, yeah
Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Yeah, bad news when you see that bloody nose
WARNING: SPOILERS!!
Let's go back to Indiana, circa 1983
Just four boys in the basement chillin', playin' D&D
There was Lucas, there was Willy Will
And Dustin, there was a Mike
But one night, Will goes missing while he’s ridin' on his bike, yikes!
That's when they met me, Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who's huntin' me twenty-four sev
Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down
Hopper's on top of the case
While I'm throwing vans into space
I'm lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy, and Dustin's got pudding for days
Demogorgon's getting all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade
Will's now at home, coughin' slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I'm in the Upside Down
What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down, what about now?
The saga continues, tune in to see how
All I need is my Eggo waffles, I'm in love with those
What I'm left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose, yeah
Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Yeah, bad news when you see that bloody nose
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Person 1: Eleven and Mike are my favorite Stranger Things couple!!
Person 2: Nancy and Johnathan are great too!
Person 3: I love Max and Lucas!!
Person 4: Robin and Steve are an iconic duo!!
Person 5: Hopper and Joyce need to get together!!!!
Person 6: Suzie poo and Dusty bun are perfect for each other!!
Erica Sinclair: ENOUGH!!
Person 1: Eleven and Mike are my favorite Stranger Things couple!!
Person 2: Nancy and Johnathan are great too!
Person 3: I love Max and Lucas!!
Person 4: Robin and Steve are an iconic duo!!
Person 5: Hopper and Joyce need to get together!!!!
Person 6: Suzie poo and Dusty bun are perfect for each other!!
Erica Sinclair: ENOUGH!!
by girl_of_many_fandoms August 25, 2019
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