e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones August 1, 2008

tard foul

when a person acts as such a retard in life.

Holly: Sophie tripped over that soccerball!
Coach: Tard foul, other team gets the ball.

by sottam March 7, 2009

Tard law

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

by MWJW September 28, 2008

Uni-tard

The uni-tard, also known as the MILLAR-FEARNSY, scientists have proven the uni-tard only comes out at night time or when a person has an extremely large boner.

Careful a uni-tard might be near.

by fearnsy May 7, 2011

Tard Fish

a fish with a nose like an elephant can come out of the water but will shrivle up. So fun to play with and usually owned by Kayla Matteo! Also a tard fish can be a great friend to ANYONE! and it IS real in the waters of Japan! also is related to the retarded fish

I found a tard fish when i went to the beach in Japan.

by Webster Dictionary of America December 14, 2008

Tard Stain

The mess left behind from a tard after putting his hands in poo.

Check out this tard stain on the short bus window.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Handi Tard

Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.

Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.

"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"

"you are such a handi tard!"

by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010