working tard 

play on phrase "working hard"; meaning one who works hard but stupidly, and thus gets unsatisfying results.

"I bust my ass and only make thirty-two-thousand bucks a year."

"You're working tard."

working tard by freemason5600 October 5, 2011

Nard tard 

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.

You fucking nard tard iPhone piece of shit.

Nard tard by Ultra long man November 11, 2017

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

Wii-tard by Aydrianne June 14, 2007

Charred Tard 

An African American retard.

Hey, look at that charred tard over there.

Charred Tard by Justin April 7, 2005

Toolie Tard 

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

Toolie Tard by Lisanne March 23, 2007

pharma-tard

A pharmacist who refuses to provide access to birth control based on a moral or religious inclination towards forced childbirth. A pharmacist who's actions deny access to any form of birth control based on "moral principles" of religious freedom, making the amazing argument that it a threat to their freedom to deny a consumer access to choice in an otherwise rational, free market society.

Susan tried to get the morning after pill down the street, but she should have known some pharma-tard would stop her because of the massive creepy crosses plastered all over the building.

pharma-tard by obesiverse April 5, 2013

Fuck tard 

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit

1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee

Fuck tard by gordon March 8, 2005