one eyed turkey 

When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.

Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.

one eyed turkey by stitchedsmile May 18, 2008

jive turkey 

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey!

jive turkey by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

Turkey Slap 

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

Turkey Slap by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

turkeyfuckin 

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

turkeyfuckin by keith August 9, 2003

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

Turkey Neck by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

turkey arms 

Upper arms disproportionately large in relation to forearms, giving a person's arms a resemblance to cooked turkey drumsticks.

Wow, nice turkey arms! Thanksgiving isn't until next month you know!

turkey arms by turboPocky April 19, 2006

turkey sandwhich 

1)a sandwhich made out of turkey
2) being completley owned by someone

1) dude this turkey sandwhich kicks ass
2) DUDE U HAV JUST BEEN TURKEY SANDWHICHED FOO

turkey sandwhich by WANG CHANG July 5, 2004