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hair pocket

A winter hat worn mostly by females that holds all of their hair inside a toasty pocket; a backwards beret; the opposite of a merkin if worn to conceal genital hair
Thot, put your hair pocket on!
by tremontmanatee December 28, 2014
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Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.
Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.
by JustaJoe January 23, 2013
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Hot Pocket

When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.
by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021
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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?
by Shuaman April 27, 2019
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pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!
by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017
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Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).
"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Team Pocket

Team Pocket is an ELITE organization who primarily plays Codm, Minecraft, and with peoples hearts. Team Pocket is the arch nemesis of Team Rocket, an inferior yet okayish team. TP > TR, simple as that honeytwoshoes. Their leader is Dongfish, but he lowkey prefers team 3S instead.
by Totally not Dongfish February 27, 2021
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