neopolitan suicide 

A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.

"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"

neopolitan suicide by TURDY_WATER September 24, 2019

Massa Suicide 

To slit one's own political throat

Massa Suicide - Congressman (former) Eric Massa 3-11-10

Massa Suicide by Aware-one March 11, 2010

the suicide drop 

A sexual move performed by dropping on the males penis in general...

"She enjoyed the sex so much that she did the suicide drop on my penis"

the suicide drop by simbwili November 22, 2013

Clementine Suicide 

1.model on Suicidegirls.com.
2.scene queen.
3.one of the best dressed people on the internet, always wearing designer labels.

clementine suicide should be my baby's momma.

Clementine Suicide by scenescuzzy August 5, 2008

Assisted Suicide 

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

Assisted Suicide by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

Semen Suicide 

When you jack off in the shower.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I just committed semen suicide."

Semen Suicide by Psyne September 19, 2008

tequila suicide

i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt...

i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice...we called it a killer sanchez!

tequila suicide by kyle74 November 9, 2006