skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

Sdateabardarland

The imaginary place your mind goes when you completely zone out and stop paying attention to what’s happening around you.

“The teacher called on him three times, but he was deep in sdateabardarland.”

by SdateGuy March 11, 2026

Skate Shark

When A more experienced roller skater deliberately engages with or takes advantage of newer skaters with the intention of having sexual relations with them.

Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.

“He’s giving her lessons again and she just started skating a week ago. Y’all know he’s a skate shark right?”

by Sk8MasterOG April 30, 2025

Skate frubing

A sexual act where a male and female (can be 2 males) are both riding on a skate board. Then the female Goes in front and goes into a doggy style type pose and the male does his thing by sticking it in. Mainly done at private skate parks but can be done at public

"I went skate frubing and it was so fun'

by Baggsy boy June 1, 2025

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

Skate blunt seggs

Where a skater does a blunt. A skate trick. And someone walks up and sticks it in. Can be 2 males

I had skate blunt seggs it was so fun

by Baggsy boy August 14, 2025

satélite

a person is wack; a leech; someone who is taking up space; dead weight

"Bro, the guy is a satélite..."

"She's no good...tremenda satélite..."

by hamilton47 October 16, 2025