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Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.
I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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The Slap Bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016
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slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey
Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....
by Genieme February 1, 2018
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Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.
Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."
by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017
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guilt-slap

The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything
Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3

Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings
by badassjediskier August 20, 2012
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whack slap

by Wilson!! >:( September 22, 2013
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slap fu

Like Kung-Fu, only using open hand slaps.
Guuuuurl, don't make me go slap fu on your a**
by treated as that January 22, 2012
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