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Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.
Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style
by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023
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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
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Snap shoot

Another way to sayscreen shot “ for 65 and older

Created by Cathy
Hold on, let me snap shoot what you sent me.
by Star_lord December 31, 2020
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worked into a shoot

Verb. To play along with a storyline or setup of any kind to the point where real life drama is intertwined with it, drastically changing the plans, and creating real animosity between pro-wrestlers.
Hulk Hogan caused himself to be worked into a shoot when he forced the original 3 match feud with Shawn Michaels, with Hogan winning 2 of 3, into a single match feud, which caused real backstage drama between he and Shawn.
by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024
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Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024
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School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
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