hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.

oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome

by kmp34 May 25, 2016

STOCKFACE SYNDROME

When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.

"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."

by Whas August 26, 2017

Murdoch Syndrome

Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.

"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"

"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"

by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018

Aruba Syndrome

An inability to fully enjoy a vacation or a scenic destination due to the absence of one's partner. Commonly happens to individuals traveling alone in resort destinations aimed at couples, such as Aruba or Fiji.

"The hotel was out of rooms, so they put me in the honeymoon suite. It was awesome, but I couldn't really enjoy it since Jodie wasn't there and I had severe Aruba syndrome"

by ursusminius June 30, 2018

Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.

You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.

by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019

Akali Syndrome

In League of Legends, Akali Syndrome is when a player becomes over confident and develops a god complex. Overestimating their abilities and damage; Desperately going for kills and tunneling, inevitably resulting in their death.

Oh. that Darius has Akali Syndrome.

by Sheranoth March 31, 2020

Tehlový Syr

It's a sentence used to show a very high level of inteligence. It is mainly used by people who live in great poverty. It was created back in the 18th century in Afghanistan.

I can tell the differences between tehlový syr and tehlový syr.

by Vanteper February 7, 2021