by blaytard November 2, 2021
Get the Squirrel Huntermug. ***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
Get the squirrel staplermug. by reaper_ February 2, 2024
Get the the squirrel techniquemug. by amara381 December 13, 2018
Get the Squirrelmug. Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.
by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023
Get the Squirrel dinnermug. Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
by xMANder69 May 23, 2022
Get the Fat Ground Squirrelmug. a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....
by snarglylurb February 3, 2012
Get the squirrelmug.