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Software Dandy

A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.
A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"

b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006
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sofres special

To pleasure oneself with the phone whilst running data/reports.
The young placement alleviated her boredom with a sofres special.
by Peter 89 July 5, 2006
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Soffioto

A ancient old name given to the whites or germans. This name is also given to Hitlers Grandfather.
Means an old hippie, almost a nazi from the neitherlands.ex. Man look at this Soffioto, he looks like his father hitler.
by UNKNOWN.408 March 27, 2007
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softyhardy

When a man doesnt quite have a full erection, but is in the middle between soft and hard.
"I didnt want to stand up in class cause i had a softyhardy."
by anthony calloway February 14, 2008
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softcrust

opposite of hardcore, hard-core, or hard core. Derives from the opposite of each part of its antonym. Opposite of 'hard' is 'soft.' And the opposite of 'core' is (or can be) 'crust.' Refers to someone or something lacking in extremity or devotion.
Just because Tom plays on the varsity squad doesn't make him hardcore, he's still pretty softcrust to most people.
by Patrick T.T. March 24, 2008
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Soft Serve Challenge

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15
"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."
by Baller Status Acheived August 17, 2009
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Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.
Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.
by doubledew December 13, 2010
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