shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 01, 2020

Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.

Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

shooting stars

when you masturbate and ejaculate into the sky full of stars

John went outside and did the shooting stars

by skelbony May 23, 2017

shooting star

SO BASICALLY... the female does a head stand and spreads her legs wide open while the male stands between her legs and inserts the penis into the vagina. the female sucks the male’s toes while the male whistles.

“yooo last night was so good! Patrick did the shooting star on me!”

by sponge69bob420 December 16, 2018