purple gun

A purple gun is a name for a penis. Most purple guns are lost in the Vietnam War and are never replaced. Then the original owner of the purple gun will choose to identify as female, or a walmart shopping bag.

Meghan: Guys i found my purple gun!
Everyone: Nigga what

by BiteSizedMeg August 12, 2017

Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.

See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016

Purple Pussy

The girl version of getting/having blue balls.

"Wow Melissa, you and Casper were really going at it at the football game!"
"Yea, he gave me purple pussy."

by Nills Pills October 7, 2019

"purple" gatorade

Basically it's Lean inside a gatorade bottle.

Hey bro, pass me that "Purple" Gatorade over there.

by Bat-Juan June 25, 2016

Purple circle

A gang bang involving a circle of men covered in grape jelly with one man or woman in the middle, who gets purple loving from every angle. The jelly is also a good tasty lubricant.

Jim loved it last night when Justin, Riley, Mike, and Tom gave him a purple circle.

by NakedTreeMan January 19, 2023

Purple Pillow

Purple pillow Is When Your partner tells you He hates you then hours later Says He Loves you and wants you back.

Women: Man I divorced My Husband Because he Purple Pillowed me... Like?

by LiverealDealRealEatReal October 23, 2016

Purple snake

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

by Yumcums November 10, 2016