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Pink Hankee 

When a guy loogies on the girls ass crack and then proceeds to hit it up the backside and uses the loogie as loob- haha thats nice
I dont know, nowone would do that
Pink Hankee by anonymous February 3, 2004
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pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.
damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there
pink mitten by Kdawgy December 29, 2006

pink sock 

A girl shoves her hand up another girls ass and pulls the asswhole and then it becomes inside out. It looks like a pink sock some people wear it by accident and they drag a girl everywhere not knowing that their pink sock is an asswhole.
I was wearing a pink sock today.
pink sock by hashimotosoda February 21, 2017

pink buzzard 

A sex toy, dildo, vibrator. pink- common color of sex toys, dildos and vibrators! buzzard- because most buzz.
Put the pink buzzard away honey, I'm home!

Keep your wentz away from me, I've already got my pink buzzard!

guy: So, do you have any pets?
girl: Yeah, a pink buzzard!
pink buzzard by KS_Kittykat October 11, 2007

Pink Noser 

When a person is such a kiss ass they go beyond brown nosing and move their nose to the vagina instead.
dude i hate that kid, hes such a pink noser
Pink Noser by harter911 May 3, 2010

Pink Vampire

A pink vampire is a very unique and rare breed of the vampiric species. An unlikely combination of a red coven vampire (those feasting on blood alone) and a white coven vampire (those that feed on lust) produces a pink vampire, one that sustains itself upon love. These vampires are startlingly white, nearly porcelain, in appearance, but share not the photosensitivity associated with the black coven and red coven vampires. Their weaknesses include overly romantic films, and paradoxically, true love. When in the presence of true love, the pink vampire is nearly incapacitated. They can often be found at premieres of movies such as: The Notebook or Love Actually.

On a side note, historically, many pink vampires have been mistaken for witches, and vice versa. This is a matter of much debate within the occult community. The issue first arose when it was shown that Glenda the Good Witch from "The Wizard of Oz," was in fact a pink vampire rather than a true witch.
Brandon: Dude, did you see all those girls lined up outside the movie for the premiere of "Valentine's Day"?

Aaron: Those weren't teens dude, those were pink vampires.
Pink Vampire by Brandon Stevenson November 27, 2012