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fish bitch

A Name given to the lesser fisherman who is required to bait your hook, clean your catch, get you a beer, or anything else you need while you fish.
"Hey Fish Bitch! get yer ass over hear and clean my fish! And on your way over, get me a beer outa the ice-chest!
by PeKo1 December 19, 2009
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fish off

ohhhhhhhhhh GOD just fish off would you!!!
by siobhan+jenna October 8, 2008
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hairy fish

A small round dog of the fuzzy haired variety possessing a general fishy odour.
That's one hairy fish!
by Fishtopher September 9, 2008
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Fish taco

Mike: Mann, i fucked this bitch last night, she had a fish taco

Chris: Ew. What did it taste like?
by iforgetmynamefuckrhdfsdfsdfsdf January 13, 2011
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fish stick

getting a girl to give you a blow job after having sex with a different girl and no cleaning your pecker in between
"After I boned Bridgette, I went to Carissa's place and slipped her a fish stick."
by darren phillips August 7, 2003
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dead fishing

to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object
Dude I was over Mark's last night and he was asleep so I turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in. It was like flop flop flop/
by Willy Phister October 25, 2009
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butt fish

(verb): sperm that live in the anal cavity after being deposited by the donor along with seminal fluids through anal sex. They remain in the rectum swimming around, occasionally swimming out of the anus and often being pushed out by feces. They can live inside the host/hostess's body for three to five weeks before they die, often of malnourishment. They are carniverous, eating other sperm, until one "fish" becomes the dominant head. Though harmless, besides the occasional constipation, butt fish can become an embarrassment and the subject of constant joking and mockery towards the individual who acted as the host.
Green Lantern: Did you hear that Wonderwoman had butt fish?

Wolverine: Haha, no way, who gave them to her?

Flash: I heard it was Superman, he boned her so hard she won't shit for weeks!
by Martypastmidnight January 13, 2011
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