money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013

monster money

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).

Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"

by mermaidadelaide August 5, 2009

Cash money

Cash Money: A dick move or something not very nice of them to do or say

A: Hey, your hair is ugly

B: That’s not very cash money of you to say

by My IG: Immmsigningout January 9, 2020

Stinky Money

Elite levels of money that is used to traffic humans, harvest organs, and fund other terrible human rights violations. Normally funded by countries or megacorporations.

CCP got that stinky money making those N95 masks.

by ImJustaDad September 25, 2020

mac money

amount of money equicalent to buying a macbook i.e $1000 or more

Girl 1: You think I could afford a weave like beyonce ?
Girl 2: You got mac money ?
Girl 1: Nah, but I guess I can skip rent this month...

by Tastetherainbowtrick July 18, 2010

China Money

Synonym for selling out.

"Creative freedom is great and all but we need that sweet, sweet China money," the executive said while choking on zhang cock.

by 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre July 18, 2021

Darlington Money

Having so much money that you can afford a huge house in Darlington, MD. Must also worship Satan and drive gay orange cars.

Man shaky Steve sure does have all that Darlington money.

by 4301boyz December 19, 2021