ninja poof

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009

ninja punch

In the act of giving anal sex, while all the lights are off use a dildo instead of your wang and sneak infront of the reciever while they think you are behind them, and in one quick movement turn on the lights and punch them in the face screaming "ninja punch bitch!"

Man that chick was so rude, i ninja punched her and called it good.

by teh amazing ace October 22, 2006

ninja linking

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.

I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Ninja Ice Cream Man

A pedophile ice cream man who sells "Ninja" Ice Cream and RC Toys during the winter, and has the peircing looks of a terrorist including the strong accent.

The Ninja Ice Cream Man and his chocolatey goodness uses his RC toys to lure his prey.

by Expired Water February 17, 2010

Ninja belly button fucker

When a guy of big size stuffs it in your bellybutton when you least expect it

omg i was expeting it in my pussy but this ninja belly button fucker stuck it in my bellybutton

by yourmother2323465 February 24, 2010

Ninja Piss

When one vertically climbs up a piss stall using his hands and legs with his junk hanging out, and pee pee as best as he can towards the direction of the yellow bowl. He would then release the grease with a very Asian karate chop sound, thus completing the Ninja Piss.

"dude, i heard the bathroom stalls are fucked"
"oh hell yeah nigga, Jimmy totally ninja pissed that shit like a pro asian G"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005