mexican oil change

A fancy reference to an an enema used to ensure trouble-free backdoor action. Out with the bad, in with the jizz.

Things started off a bit messy, so I gave her a mexican oil change.

by Nozzletip September 28, 2007

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mexican nightmare

synonym for mexico.

I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.
Theres a big fat policeman at the door door door.
He grabbed me by the collar.
He made me pay a dollar.
I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.

--excerpt from young mexican girls' pattie cake song displaying their hate for the mexican nightmare

by itzblay July 20, 2008

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Mexican toothbrush

Verb - Chewing a piece of gum instead of actually brushing your teeth to mask bad breath or halitosis, due to laziness or lack of time.

Dude, I had to give myself a mexican toothbrush cause I didn't have enough time before taking Mindy to the movies, I hope she don't want to get all up in my grille tonight.

by Dixiespimp August 2, 2006

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mexican microwave

A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.

I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.

by bigfnmike October 7, 2008

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