When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.
The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.
by Numerati March 20, 2024
Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye when trying to read it.
When that kid went to the front of the class and wrote on the board 7-2=597.22, I knew he only knew Rager math
by WordJesus December 30, 2020
by Lizardman1028 December 06, 2021
When it is humanly understandable to give up instead of persevering when faced with a false start or failure in solving a math problem—when the pain-and-gain mindset is often missing among struggling or frustrated students, who mistakenly thought that only those blessed or born with the “mathematical gene” could do math.
Fight-or-flight math makes it hard for us to think clearly, logically, and reflexively. Let not negative emotions take control of our reactions.
by Numerati August 08, 2024
A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
by Fieryfury March 02, 2020
Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023