Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

magic school bus

A super awesome school bus a few atlanta ravers impulsively decided they were going to buy to carry large groups of other ravers to far away events in, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.

The Rabbit: Hey man, I hear the Magic School Bus is going to Alchemy this year. You going?

The Walrus: Hell yeah! The Magic School Bus beats the hell out of carpoooling.

The Rabbit: True that, homie!

by Maddest Of The Hatters March 23, 2011

Four Magic Words

A term used in a noisy situation to calm everyone down, and get everything under control.

Four Magic Words
-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up

Man 1: *babbles incoherently*
Man 2: *balles perhaps more incoherently*
Man 3: Four magic words, you guys.

by Dead Red November 29, 2007

Magic 8-Ball

The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.

I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.

by PrinceMadness June 10, 2011

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

Aladdins Magic Carpet

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.

Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room

by DiamondX November 20, 2014