Monkey Beats 

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

Monkey Beats by TroyG September 24, 2006

monkey nuts 

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

monkey nuts by mi nevets March 5, 2007

monkey flips 

Yet another term for 'sex'

I just walked in on my roommate and his girl doin monkey flips in the middle of the floor!

monkey flips by J.R. September 6, 2004

monkey spank 

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

monkey spank by cupcarz June 25, 2005

monkey finger 

That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.

"He got monkey finger" - from Come Together by the Beatles.

monkey finger by raped ape February 6, 2005

monkey mitt 

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

monkey mitt by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

monkey splitters 

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

monkey splitters by Argonaut August 14, 2007