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Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011
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AWF's Law

AWF's (p. "off's") Law - Joking about something too much implies that you actually endorse and support the things you are mocking. You only ironically joke about something a lot because you are actually unironically in favor of and approve of the things you are ridiculing.
AWF's Law dictates that because you guys are constantly mocking bestiality, you are actually zoophiles yourselves
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AWF's Law

AWF's Law is an Internet law that states irony or parody means you actually (secretly) enjoy or endorse it unironically. It comes from the autistic inability to detect sarcasm or humor. AWF is an autistic fanfiction writer.
Dave Chappelle only jokes about white people because he actually and seriously hates all white people, literally. AWF's Law.
by Master Sword Dialdoh November 5, 2021
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AWF's law

there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it
telling a rape joke can only mean you want to actually commit rape yourself. AWF's Law.
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Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.
“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”
by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021
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husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
by bullet88 August 6, 2009
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Seth's Law

California's AB 9, anti-bullying legislation known as “Seth’s Law,” aimed at providing California schools with “specific tools” to prevent and address pervasive bullying and create a safe education environment for all of the State’s students.

“Seth’s Law” was named in memory of Seth Walsh a 13 year-old gay student from Tehachapi, California, who killed himself in September 2010 after facing years of relentless anti-gay harassment at school that officials effectively ignored.
dude - that kid is a fag and I'm gonna kick his ass.

Dude that kid is a kid - and I'm calling the cops to report your intent to violate Seth's Law - and you're a dickless-loser.
by joe293 June 13, 2011
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