AWF's Law is an Internet law that states irony or parody means you actually (secretly) enjoy or endorse it unironically. It comes from the autistic inability to detect sarcasm or humor. AWF is an autistic fanfiction writer.
Dave Chappelle only jokes about white people because he actually and seriously hates all white people, literally. AWF's Law.
by Master Sword Dialdoh November 05, 2021
AWF's (p. "off's") Law - Joking about something too much implies that you actually endorse and support the things you are mocking. You only ironically joke about something a lot because you are actually unironically in favor of and approve of the things you are ridiculing.
AWF's Law dictates that because you guys are constantly mocking bestiality, you are actually zoophiles yourselves
by mrfkingfgotngr November 05, 2021
Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."
by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 05, 2010
I am Isaiah.
My cousin is Steve.
Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side
Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.
Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law
My cousin is Steve.
Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side
Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.
Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law
by Hunter Grant Covengton July 19, 2018
The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011
California's AB 9, anti-bullying legislation known as “Seth’s Law,” aimed at providing California schools with “specific tools” to prevent and address pervasive bullying and create a safe education environment for all of the State’s students.
“Seth’s Law” was named in memory of Seth Walsh a 13 year-old gay student from Tehachapi, California, who killed himself in September 2010 after facing years of relentless anti-gay harassment at school that officials effectively ignored.
“Seth’s Law” was named in memory of Seth Walsh a 13 year-old gay student from Tehachapi, California, who killed himself in September 2010 after facing years of relentless anti-gay harassment at school that officials effectively ignored.
dude - that kid is a fag and I'm gonna kick his ass.
Dude that kid is a kid - and I'm calling the cops to report your intent to violate Seth's Law - and you're a dickless-loser.
Dude that kid is a kid - and I'm calling the cops to report your intent to violate Seth's Law - and you're a dickless-loser.
by joe293 May 20, 2011
by Osama112 January 22, 2018