laptopist

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop
Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!
See: http://twitter.com/hxcgrunger/status/1551824896

by hxcgrunger April 18, 2009

LaPrelled

To steal an idea of a colleague and claim it as your own.

The "new" idea my boss shared in our staff meeting was exactly the one I had shared with a colleague in a previous conversation. I knew I had been LaPrelled when he recited my words verbatim!

by Franky Stein March 10, 2011

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

laprèe

A very special lil girl with a heart of gold!!!

She's a LaPrée! laprèe

by JUSTinTYME12 December 18, 2016

Lapping

Describes the state of mind when high or stoned;
the feeling you get when you are high, where it feels like you are repeating things. Originating in Eastern Missouri and is still a rare word to hear.

11:14:50)I was lapping last night, and now I don't even know what I did last night, do you remember...

11:15:10)I was lapping last night, and now....dude did I just say this??

by Matt_T_Brown June 24, 2008

My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005

lapeer

like the gayest place ever!
everyone is mean.
and the schools are suckish!

person 1: why dont we drive to lapeer to go out to eat?
person 2(aka smarter person): HECK NO! lapeer stinks, id rather go out to eat in pontiac and risk being shot!

by sweetinator88 October 18, 2008