knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 12, 2013

knobberlong

A person who is/or acts like a massive knobend

Dave - Who's that lad me ex-missus is seeing now?

Jason - Dunna worry Dave. His names Pete, but he's a massive knobberlong!

by DomPW January 18, 2014

knob lather

Frothy cum on the tip of an aroused penis

This conversation has caused me a bit of a knob lather.

by Reginald Moist June 19, 2014

Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.

Callan is such a knob fairy

by imbatman.noireallyam July 2, 2014

knobbin

Annoying twot

You're such a little knobbin, even your nose is a knobbin.

by pstreet123 May 5, 2015

Knob Collar

Foreskin

As I taught the students on how to pronounce 'foreskin' and as im female and due to some of them being foreign. We reached the point during the lesson where variations of the word needed to be shown. Among them was 'knob collar' as a slang variant.

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green June 27, 2015