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Hunter Jones

a very good looking person, very cute, has a really good personality, and is a sweetheart and is the sweetest being, and is a very sporty person. and is practically perfect
Wow he’s a hunter jones!
he can never be a hunter jones.
did you see hunter jones?
by balut1010 January 26, 2020
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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good
He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!
by Tseug February 21, 2015
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Deanna Jones

A girl that takes you places whenever you get inside of her.
"I knew this girl named Deanna that married a Jones. Any time I got inside her, I was in Deanna Jones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023
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Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
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Jones

A fucking dip shit who loves sucking and sitting on ducks. He's a gay peice of shit
by Pussyfooker December 5, 2017
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Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before
Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already
by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023
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