January 24

National hug a boy named Nathan,Nicholas,Dylan,Jaime,Or Joshua

Girl:*gives boy named Nathan a hug*
Nathan: wha why are u hugging me
Girl: Bc it’s January 24 duhh
Nathan:ooh

by getting rejected by my crush January 23, 2020

January 17

On January 17 u have to grab a boys cock and he may grab something of yours so beware 😉

boyHey it’s January 17 girl So Boy go on 😉. girl ok grabs cock and boy slaps her ass

by Kylie ❤️ January 16, 2020

January 21

Girls Can’t Say No

Can’t Say No On January 21

by Ethan (aka Shayna’s Bf) January 20, 2022

January 31

The prettiest person was born on this day and their name usually starts with a G

Bryce:it’s January 31 you know what that means.
Person: ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
Bryce:YOU BET IT IS!

by Acertainperson December 4, 2021

January 21

The day a fucking bitch was born.

1 : Oh what day were you born?

2 : January 21!
1 :that explains why you’re a backstabbing bitch!!

by anonymous December 21, 2020

january 30

this is the day where the BADDEST BITCHES are born. they don't care what other people say and if someone tries to talk poorly of their friends...... there is going to be a funeral. They are psychopaths and if their chats got leaked with their best friend... they are getting death sentence. They know how to deal with bullies and put them right in their place. Eye rolls are their signature look and nobody has better humor. They instantly know when something is wrong or when someone is fake and decide to keep it to themselves. Not to mention that they give you many chances but NEVER forget what you did even if they act like they don't. moral of the story, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!!!

Person 1: 'How did Joane die?"
Person 2: "she messed with a January 30"

by bad bitchez October 21, 2020

January 2nd

The day a Hobbit was born. Legend tells that one day he will become a tolerable person

This dude was born on January 2nd? He ain't even worthy of being a New Years boi.

by JoJoBaggins October 26, 2019