red sox

not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox
the red sox won the world series
by mike December 07, 2004
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Red Alert

When you see a ginger walk in the room.
"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."
by TYHD February 09, 2009
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Red Talk

Talking in a dirty fashion about homosexual intercoarse.
Oi dude, did You hear those guys talking on the train.
yea man, that was so gay. RED TALK IS GAY.
by mang mang too too June 09, 2010
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red alert

When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
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red elvis

laying on the train tracks in an elvis suit with a bloody ass from being fucked hard
walking to school we saw a red elvis
by terin November 12, 2006
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red nose

When people don't talk to you any more the way they used to, or no one wants to hang out with you. You're like an outcast.
"People act a different way with me
I feel don't nobody wanna play with me
And that's ill cause they treat me like a stain on their clothes
The industry are my foes
They treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose
They put me down
And treat me like I got a red nose, red nose, red nose" - Tech N9ne
by yeeeeebaby June 03, 2009
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red neck

The only human species capable of drinking beer, beating their wife, and watching Nascar all at the same time.
dirka dirka red neck dirka dirka Jeff Gordon
by Pakidz December 08, 2006
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