A Wood-Elf, in its natural environment, is found on a golf course. When teeing up his/her golf shot the Wood-Elf is known to swing violently at a golf ball resulting in either an extreme slice or hook. Generally, the resultant shot will end in the nearest wooded area. The Wood-Elf will then disappear, into said wooded area, and later emerg, magically, with many golf balls as if he or she was a leprechaun holding a pot of gold. The Wood-Elf is a formidable golfing opponent where regardless of the amount of balls launched into the woods his/her score will often result in either a Par, Birdie and on rare occasions an Eagle. The Wood-Elf is quick-witted and at times charming but resist the temptation to play the Wood-Elf for money. You will lose.
Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick
Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick
When scoring at the end of the hole a conversation may be as follows:
You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"
Wood-Elf: "Par"
You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"
Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."
You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"
Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."
You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"
Wood-Elf: "Par"
You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"
Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."
You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"
Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."
by 1MD December 19, 2011
One of the nicest guys you could know...
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,
and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,
and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)
Micheal Wood
by xXJen92Xx November 28, 2010
OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!
Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS
Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS
by D-rock08 April 02, 2007
Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.
by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009
by sinisterx18 January 14, 2013
Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.
by Casper.87 November 08, 2020
londoner: where i live is so busy and smells
kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely
kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely
by kjbdsf;kds;flkhn April 06, 2011