Wood Works

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

by D-rock08 April 8, 2007

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016

Natalie Wood

A beautiful actress of the 1950s and 1960s.

"I love Natalie Wood"

by natalie wood fan August 10, 2022

Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

wood broil

The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 15, 2008

Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

by Anal salad May 10, 2019