Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.

The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.

by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017

happy sending

A message sent that causes the recipient to orgasm

I came in my pants when I got your happy sending
Happy sending - that’ll be extra

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Happy pappy

A term used to describe a male senior citizen receiving fellatio to the extent of climax

Every time I go to visit Grandpa he doesn't let me leave without making him a happy Pappy

by FavFreak4u October 6, 2022

happy xgiving

Thanksgiving's version of merry xmas. Short for happy thanksgiving, only better cuz now you don't have to be thankful for anything!

I love xgiving! I get to be a gluttonous lazy bastard and im still not thankful! Happy xgiving everyone!

by shredordead November 28, 2010

Happy Shour

Consuming an adult beverage while showering.

Actual time of day and number of participants has no influence. A Happy Shour can occur anytime with a wide variety of cocktails from mimosas to whiskey shots. If your local watering hole has a "2-4-1" happy hour, then double fisting may apply, or even quite possibly an "All Day Happy Shour"

It's been a long week. I'm going to Happy Shour.

It's beer:30, but I need to clean myself up. Care to join me for Happy Shour?

Never miss Happy Hour because you need to freshen up. Simply, Happy Shour!

by Badallan September 11, 2016

Happy Mountain

A preceding descriptive term that makes practically everything sound pleasing and/or amusing.

Happy Mountain Cider
Happy Mountain Chowder
Happy Mountain Village
Happy Mountain Diapers
Happy Mountain Parking Ticket

by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010

happy eight

a phrase similar to, and building upon, your typical 'happy hour'. However, thanks to getting easily captivated by great friends, hearty laughs, strong drinks and good music, 'happy hour' usually extends beyond the standard period of time, usually in late afternoon and early evening, during which a bar or lounge features drinks at reduced prices, and generally carries on well into the wee hours of the morning. Before you know it, you've been celebrating for eight hours......'happy eight'!

It's Friday night, the bar has happy hour from 4-7, but I feel a 'happy eight' in the making.

by JV Parker October 28, 2011