Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017

Beat up that ham

Male-female vaginal intercourse.

I’m too tired to type after sex ‘cuz I just beat up that ham.

by Best Gayest Dad December 31, 2017

Do the ham

To do the ham

Come on, BMO, do the ham

by Beowulff April 24, 2018

what some ham

when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog

"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"

by XDbork January 21, 2019

go ham and cheese

go hard as a motherfucker when you eat

"im so hungry im about to go ham and cheese in this bitch"

by ham n cheesing December 19, 2013

Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

by user_rule March 11, 2009

The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"

I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!

by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009