hms

hate myself

"i hms"

by nirvancantcryanymore November 13, 2022

HMAD

HMAD stands for Huge Mom Addiction Disease. It's a disease wich people who are extremely attracted to an other person's mother tend to have.

-Yo, see how he be starring at your mom's ass? Bro must have stage 5 of HMAD...

by yuelimonu December 28, 2022

hmani

He his tall he pulls all the girls he has a huge dick he is your daddy he is very nice and girls beg to suck his dick

He is so tall and nice and has a huge dick that must be a hmani

by Unknowndaddy123123 December 28, 2022

hmmmer

Technically just hammer but replace the a with m. in one of Markiplier's videos of Henry stickman completing the mission.

Markiplier said "hammer,hammer or hammer." And then he used one of them then failed and said "hmmmer" and once more after that.

by Ballsnfr February 3, 2023

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

an word to say when your plotting something but need more time

some mom: you gonna enter me or no?
guy: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by mukdo February 8, 2023

HMCFTS

Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.

You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”

by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023

hmbdy

a homebody- someone who doesn’t go out and stays home

John-Aye you wanna come to my party tonight?
Kim- No , i like to stay inside.
John- Oh your a hmbdy

by miya💕 March 19, 2023