Grassphobia

The fear of going outside.

Person 1:Yo why didn’t Jake come to the party?
Person 2:He didn’t come because he’s playing on his PC,he definitely has grassphobia

by shxh_354 March 1, 2024

Grass

Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..

Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

grasshawk

A male mosquito usually larger than than their female counter part they tend to fly up into your face when disturbed

Person 1) *walking through grass* Ahhhh!!!!!! Dam grasshawks

Person 2) *lol* I told you to use the sidewalk *lol*

by TeaKah March 14, 2024

Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points

That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer

by 9nlisk March 17, 2024

grass sucker

A slang term for vegan or one who enjoys plants just a little too much.

Stop being such a grass sucker and let me guzzle this sausage in peace.

by Philyouup March 19, 2024

Grasslighting

When people suggest to "touch grass" or go outside as an insult and especially when used to punctuate a conversation or argument.

I thought it was pretty rude and ignorant when they started grasslighting me after I posted that memes are a valid form of storytelling and considered internet folklore.

by MC1100 June 21, 2024

Grasser

When the weather is hot and the humidity goes down the odds of having a brush fire is high. Or a “grasser”.

Trevor and Jason from the fire brigade let the media know that with the weather being so hot the odds of having a grasser is high.

“Hey look I can see the smoke from here! Must be a Grasser!”

“It’s grasser season boys! Get out your zyns and shovels”

“That’s just my traeger smoke, that’s ain’t no grasser” Mark

by Jason Bredin July 8, 2024