Goose

This is a nickname you give a kid that does insanly stupid stunts

Murrey: yo i just fucking jumped on that guys back in the middle of class
Mario: omg roflmfao fucking goose

by forgotenxtragedy November 22, 2006

Goose

Someone who is incontrollably drunk. Most commonly used to describe a happy drunk but can sometimes be used to describe someone who is in a very bad way

Can also be used in the phrase "On the Goose" - to go out with other people and get drunk

Look at that Goose!
He's goosed!
I'm a Goose!
Anyone coming out on the Goose?

by Gozzled October 12, 2007

goose

poking a friend with a goose shaped hand gesture as a show of love!

"hey goose* goose* "
"goose* you too"

by jossiander May 20, 2008

Goose

A word used to call "dibs" on a hot girl when spotted with a group of friends. Also, "Moose" is used instead of "Milf".

Person 1: "Goose!"

Person 2: "Nice! She's a cutie"

by TogetherLikeBros August 17, 2011

Drown the Goose

The act of urinating in a rusty bucket over the course of two years for the purpose of dumping over your partner's face during sex once at the moment of climax.

Bro 1: yo broski, last night was so tubular!
Bro 2: yo what happened broseph? Did you drown the goose on that chick you were talking about in the group chat last night?
Bro 1: Hells yeah! Sheila was so pissed! Lolz!
Bro 2: Aw shucks not again

by Goosedrowner82 June 14, 2016

goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

ghoster

device used for disguising marijuana smoke. Consists of stuffing an empty toilet paper roll with bounce sheets and covering the end with a bounce sheet fastened to the tube by an elastic.Commonly used in college dorms who enforce a strict no smoking policy.

guy 1: yo do you wanna hit the bong?
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in shit

by Jordan420 February 25, 2008