main goon

The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.

No way she is your main goon!

by ponabgulao April 21, 2025

Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 21, 2025

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

Goon

Goon the act of masturbating.

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.

by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025

Gooning

Brain rot, totally zoning out

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.

"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.

"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025